Emily Alden Foster

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I just started uploading videos to vimeo for that classy high-quality look.

phone sex
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phone sex

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I have a blog where I write about things.

Projects I am working on. I have been working on the same movie for over a year. There are a lot of puppets and stop motion things. Now I’m mostly waiting for my sweet boyfriend to work on the greenscreen compositing. You can read about it there, but I am going to be posting lots of pictures here with less explanation since that’s sort of what tumblr is for.

This is from a book filled with collages. Shreds of a disintegrating quilt.

This is from a book filled with collages. Shreds of a disintegrating quilt.

Chomps accompli

Chomps accompli

I heart maulin’
Bear face not included.

I heart maulin’

Bear face not included.