Emily Alden Foster
womanzine:

We are †††frighteningly††† excited to announce the official launch of our latest issue, CULT, at our new URL, toosexyandweird.com. GO CHECK IT OUT ALREADY!!!



I wrote a piece for this about the time my friend and I started a cult. Read it all up and then let me know if you want to join!

womanzine:

We are frighteningly excited to announce the official launch of our latest issue, CULT, at our new URL, toosexyandweird.com. GO CHECK IT OUT ALREADY!!!

I wrote a piece for this about the time my friend and I started a cult. Read it all up and then let me know if you want to join!

The Mongoosnuffle Song and Dance Book is now available for your purchasing enjoyment.

Inside you can read the story of Mr. Mongoosnuffles, learn to sing “The Mongoosnuffle Shuffle Rag,” read along with the illustrated lyrics, and learn to dance the Mongoosnuffle Shuffle.

Only $5 +s/h.

Click here to purchase your copy today!

Would you drink a soda…

Well, would you? Would you drink a soda made of soda water and orange and dill? What about kumquats and human brains? Fettucine and nutmeg?

Explore your deep-seated feelings about sodas, learn about and create exciting new flavors, and discuss which ones you would be willing to drink.

Each page is a hand-crafted masterpiece of soda art - alternating between original paper cutouts and watercolor paintings of craft-brewed imaginary sodas.

10 pages
4.25”x5.5”
full color
$4


Click here to order your copy today!

Paxinosa Easton was not at all pleased with the way he was portrayed in the movie Gold Diggers of 1829. For only $2 you can purchase the heart-rending memoir he penned in an attempt to clear his name.


Click here
to buy.

Cross My Words and Hope to ____ (VERB). #2


It’s here! The second issue of everyone’s favorite crossword puzzle zine is ready for you to purchase! Hooray!

56 pages of crossword puzzles / stories / poems / mad-libs / illustrations / coloring opportunities / interactive fun.

This one has 7 crossword puzzles!

Writing by

Keith Ecker,

Channing Kennedy,

Gregg Lewis,

Jacqueline Suskin,

Allen Talbert,

Barbara Jean Walsh,

Rachel Weiner

Art by me,

Jessica James Lansdon,

Jennie Yim.

Read how it works below if you are unfamiliar.

$6+s/h. Buy it now!

(The first issue is still available, too.)

Cross My Words and Hope to ____ (verb).


The Cross My Words and Hope to _____ (verb) Activity Zine is available now! Only $5+s/h. Here’s how it works:

(Click to enlarge/read/understand.)

So for only $5, you get three short stories, six poems, five comic strips, one enormous crossword puzzle, and a lot of mad libs and colorable drawings.

The stories, poems, comics, and illustrations are all amazing. Contributors include
Keith Ecker, Channing Kennedy, Jessica James Lansdon, Gregg Lewis, Lauralee Sparling,
Jacqueline Suskin, Allen Talbert, Rachel Weiner, and me!

Click here
to order your copy! SOLD OUT! Issue 2 is still available here.

Spelling Bee. 

These are some words I know. Typed on watercolored graph paper and decorated with a pen.

Spelling Bee.

These are some words I know. Typed on watercolored graph paper and decorated with a pen.

More Funny Jokes About Sea Creatures. 

Click through to purchase your very own copy. 
$1.58 including tax and shipping and everything.

More Funny Jokes About Sea Creatures. Click through to purchase your very own copy. $1.58 including tax and shipping and everything.

Jokes guaranteed, funniness is subjective. Cheap. Click through to purchase. $1.58 including tax and shipping.