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We are †††frighteningly††† excited to announce the official launch of our latest issue, CULT, at our new URL, toosexyandweird.com. GO CHECK IT OUT ALREADY!!!

The Mongoosnuffle Shuffle Rag (2011)

The music video for your favorite song about a person who really wants a kitten named Mr. Mongoosnuffles is finally here!

The Mongoosnuffle Song and Dance Book is now available for your purchasing enjoyment.

Inside you can read the story of Mr. Mongoosnuffles, learn to sing “The Mongoosnuffle Shuffle Rag,” read along with the illustrated lyrics, and learn to dance the Mongoosnuffle Shuffle.

Only $5 +s/h.

Click here to purchase your copy today!

I’m going to be tabling at both of these quickly approaching events

East Bay Zinefest is Sunday, November 27 from noon - 6pm
924 Gilman Street, Berkeley
followed by bands after 6
more info here
I’ll be sharing a table (or a blanket on the floor or something?) with Jennie Yim.

East Bay Alternative Press Bookfair is December 10, 2011 from 10am - 4pm
Berkeley City College
2050 Center St, Berkeley
I’ll be sharing a table with Tessa Brunton of Suck It Mussolini Comix fame. Or, more accurately, she will be sharing her table with me, since I forgot to sign up in time.

Hope to see you at one or both!

Would you drink a soda…

Well, would you? Would you drink a soda made of soda water and orange and dill? What about kumquats and human brains? Fettucine and nutmeg?

Explore your deep-seated feelings about sodas, learn about and create exciting new flavors, and discuss which ones you would be willing to drink.

Each page is a hand-crafted masterpiece of soda art - alternating between original paper cutouts and watercolor paintings of craft-brewed imaginary sodas.

10 pages
4.25”x5.5”
full color
$4

Click here to order your copy today!

Hey guys, I just want to direct you to a couple of links. Get it…? direct…? because I am a director!?!?! Oh me oh my, how hilarious. But now for those links:

1. The homepage for my upcoming poem/movie tour. I’ll be traveling with poets Noah Gershman and Jacqueline Suskin throughout the Pacific Northwest starting on October 17. They’ll be reading poems and showing slideshows and I’ll be screening Gold Diggers of 1829. Find out more by clicking on this giant link paragraph!

2. I decided to make a better store page because I am a professional and/or because tumblr is a pretty horrible format for a store. So head over to my new bigcartel page, where you can buy all sorts of stuff from me. Ok, right now there are only zines, but soon I will have a poster and a dvd available as well. In the meantime, buy some zines! There are three different ones to choose from, so I recommend choosing one of each.

Paxinosa Easton was not at all pleased with the way he was portrayed in the movie Gold Diggers of 1829. For only $2 you can purchase the heart-rending memoir he penned in an attempt to clear his name.

Click here to buy.

The full version of Gold Diggers of 1829 is now online.

Thanks for watching!

Hey guys! I have a table at San Francisco Zinefest this year. I will be sharing it with my friend Jennie Yim, and we’re gonna have so much fun! I’ll have my crossword zines, Pillow Pals membership packets, Paxinosa Easton’s autobiography, and more. Pillow and Pillow might even make a special guest appearance at our table.

It’s next weekend in Golden Gate Park, so do stop by if you’re in the Bay Area and/or send all of your friends!

Watch the official trailer for Gold Diggers of 1829! Way better than all those fake unofficial trailers that you’ve probably been seeing everywhere on the web. Coming soon to a theater near you*!

*If you help me find places to show it!

ETA: Click through to vimeo to read a transcript.